Mad Cows, Livid Lambs and Angry Elephants

August 21st, 2008
I read this article from the Telegraph with much fascination.

Marauding elephants, aggressive sea lions, snap-happy crocodiles... As animal attacks on humans reach frightening levels, scientists are beginning to understand exactly what the beasts are thinking. And it's not good. [more...]

Did you really think Fluffy the Pomeranian likes wearing those "Oh, but it's so cuuuuuute!"-type of doggy clothing? Singapore is already so hot, and they already got so much hair - must wear clothes meh?

But Fluffy never complains. Or does she? What really goes on behind their big, black, eyes? Do they think? Do they feel? I think they do.

"Oh, but you're committing the sin of anthropomorphism!"

Am I? Am I really? Who are we, as human beings to think that we are the only sentient beings on the planet? Who taught us that? Education? Religion?

What would happen if you saw - as a child - your family being massacred? And to add insult to the injury, your house is burnt down, and you are then forced to work for the very same murderers who killed your parents and burnt your home.

Well, that is exactly what happens to many baby elephants. If they are pissed, I sure ain't surprised.

Humans, in our hubris, have ignored our fellow creatures for too long. Yes, we may be intelligent, yes we may have technology and all that jazz. But when is too much considered too much?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking the moral high ground here. I do like my creature comforts as well - who doesn't? But I believe the key is Moderation and Consideration. Take only what we need, not take everything - just because.

'Animals have the same capacity that we do, in terms of emotions and what we consider to be high-mindedness and moral integrity. In fact, I'd argue they have more, because they haven't done to us what we've done to them. That's a sobering thought. It's amazing that all the animals are as benign as they are. It's amazing their restraint. Why aren't they picking up guns?'

Food for thought, eh?

It's about time we learnt some respect. The world doesn't revolve around us.

Go read the article if you haven't. It's definitely an interesting read, heh :)

Focus, Damnit, Focus!

August 11th, 2008
I wasted my whole day today. And I'm not proud of it.

Let's see, most of the day was spent on the 10 million trips to the fridge and back, each time grabbing a couple of konyaku jellies and stuffing my face full with them. 10 minutes later, another trip to the fridge. I swear they put mind-altering drugs in them.

I can't seem to focus on the needful things. Like memorising my script. And yes, I'm filming tomorrow. Argh, this is bad.

I thought that perhaps some activity would help me dissipate all this pent-up nervous energy. So I decided to wash my car. At 7.30pm.

Apparently it isn't a very good idea because I can't see anything. I don't know what I'm cleaning. Which well, kinda makes sense because I seldom see people cleaning their cars at night. So, mission aborted, and I came back home.

Now I'm typing this and I'm gonna bathe after this and really settle down to do what I need to do.

Tell you a secret: I always can't sleep the day before I start filming. Pre-production jitters, perhaps? Tsk, so old already still got stage fright.

Oh well, just gotta focus and do my best. Over and out!

SingFest 2008

August 9th, 2008
Okay I know this entry is super late but hey, at least I've gotten off my arse to get it done anyway. Ha!

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SingFest '08 was pretty damned awesome! All thanks to Mel who very kindly offered tickets! 10,300 people attended, so we were really very heng to even get tickets. For free.
(Haha, sorry couldn't resist :P )

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We got in real nice and early thanks once again to Mel. "Pick that spot over there. It's the best spot - there's shade and yet has a good view of the stage with easy access." Yay.

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"I shall take a picture with the SingFest logo in the background!"
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Damn! Missed.
Kwa kwa kwa....

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Becks: "Come la, I take for you la..."
Nat: "Hmph, okay la!"


So there we were, sitting on our nice little patch of land, snacking on Sun Chips and Mamee Noodles, and drinking FIJI Water (thanks, Ivy!), when the floodgates were flung open...

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and the hordes came...

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...and continued coming...

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...and freakin' invaded the entire lawn. BUT, it was okay, as long as we had our own little patch of land. Yes, the best spot with shade and good view of the stage and easy access.

Or so I thought.

When the band began, I craned my neck, ready to see the performers in action. But alas! All I saw was...

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...an umbrella and ass...

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...and more asses.
(Faces have been blacked out to protect the identities of the individuals)

Great. So much for getting the best spot, huh?

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Coupled with the fact that the sun was freakin' hot, and we were packed like sardines, it wasn't exactly a very nice spot to be in. However the music more than made up for that!

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First up was Stacie Orrico, who was a really really good live performer. I went without expecting much from her, but came away impressed.

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Next up was a dude called Jamie Scott. Hmm... he had a nice voice, but I think his music kinda brought the mood down a little. It's nice, but more to listen in the comfort of home rather than under the midday sun, y'know?

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One Republic!!! Wah they are damn good. I like! My camera phone didn't manage to capture the other two members, so I replaced them with text. My bad. Oops.

Becks and I even got to meet and take a photo with them backstage! Awesomeness man. I don't have the pics though, cos' it wasn't my camera. Mel says she's sending it to 8 Days... Anyways, thanks for the awesomeness, babe! :)

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When we came back, it was Jason Mraz's set. He was so good, there were fully-grown men shouting, "I love you, Jason!" Yes, really. He's that charismatic a performer.

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Hot on the heels of Jason Mraz was Rick Astley aka Mambo Nite King. At least he was MNK to Mark, Boaz and Lorraine. To me, he was more like... um... a wannabe 80s porn star. He kept on punctuating every sentence with, "YEAH, BABY!"

By the end of his set, I was like, "Just kill me already." At which Rick said, "YEAH, BABY!" again. So I took a gun and shot him in the head. Kidding.

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The Pussycat Dolls (aka PCD) provided a more welcome visual feast and pushed all the right "Buttons". Pity I was quite tired by then already.

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Alicia Keys was another hot act that I was looking out for. She came on really really late though. And by then, my low-battery indicator was flashing and I wasn't able to enjoy her set that much. Damnit, I'm getting old.

Yeah, I know the pictures are REALLY small. I took them using my handphone camera, which obviously isn't good enough for capturing those long distance shots. In fact, all the performers were so tiny, I could have drawn in a stick figure and called him Justin Timberlake and it would have been equally believable!

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Justin Timberlake was a special guest!!!

See what I mean? Haha. I need to buy a new camera. Any recommendations?

In the meantime though, check out more pictures on Becks' Blog!

I Can Do It Too!

August 7th, 2008
My friend is looking for candidates for a new Chinese reality show for Channel 8, titled 'I Can Do It too', scheduled for telecast in January 2009, so I'm just helping her pass the word around.

Basically, the aim of this show is to promote a positive outlook in life as we get older. Instead of feeling that we will no longer able to keep up with the younger generation or stay competitive, the show hopes to inspire older Singaporeans to take up new challenges and maybe even a 2nd career.

Some of the causal activities we are featuring are:

1) Jamming with a young local group
2) Jewelery Design/Making
3) Mountain Trekking
4) Learning to be a pro magician, etc...

We will also have skill upgrading episodes in childcare, hospitality, volunteer work, massage, etc.

I am looking for males and females between age 50-75 (can be your parents, in-laws, grandparents, uncles or aunties), who do not mind going on TV and can speak comfortably in Mandarin. Most importantly, they would like to pick up or upgrade themselves with a new skill or interest.

We will need about 3-4 days of filming with them, they will not be paid but transport allowance will be given and all lessons will be paid for as well.

If they have any queries or question, do get them to call me or email.

Thanks

Chong Bee Bee
Mobile: (65) 9692-6547
Casting for Wawa Pictures Pte Ltd


[Ed note: Please direct all queries and references to the contact listed above. I am merely helping her spread the word!]